ChatGPT: create us a political party!
- Fear & Loathing IOM
- Jun 22
- 4 min read
They appear to be popping up like mushrooms at the moment so the F&L Team decided to see how long it would take to set up an effective Manx political party which could platform all key issues for the 2026 General Election. It transpires that it takes less than 15 minutes with ChatGPT! But of course that's the easy bit isn't it ..
Creating a new Isle of Man political party
"Write us a brief web page for a new political party in the Isle of Man. The focus of the party should be to deal with government constantly over spending budgets, over employment in the public sector and other general government mismanagement and position it as a party that is for Manx people and supports Manx people. Also suggest a name for the party"
"Certainly! Here's a proposed name for the party, followed by a brief but impactful draft for the web page:"
Party Name: Mann First
Web Page Draft for Mann First
Welcome to Mann First – A New Voice for the Isle of Man
Tired of wasteful government spending? Frustrated with a bloated public sector and the endless cycle of mismanagement? So are we. Mann First was founded with one goal in mind: to put the interests of Manx people back at the heart of government.
What We Stand For
✅ Fiscal Responsibility Successive governments have consistently overspent, misallocated funds, and expanded bureaucracy without delivering results. We believe in balanced budgets, efficient use of public funds, and accountability at every level.
✅ Smaller, Smarter Government The public sector should serve the people—not the other way around. We will reduce unnecessary roles, eliminate duplication, and streamline services to make government work for you, not itself.
✅ Putting the Manx First Our island deserves better. From housing and healthcare to education and opportunity, we are committed to policies that support Manx residents, protect our heritage, and grow a sustainable future rooted in local priorities.
Our Mission
Mann First is a grassroots movement born out of common sense and local pride. We're here to challenge the status quo, fight for transparency, and ensure that every tax pound is respected and returned in value to the people.
Join Us
We’re not funded by big interests or driven by career politicians. We’re ordinary people who’ve had enough—and we’re building something better. Support us. Share our message. Stand with
Mann First
[Join the Movement] [Donate] [Contact Us]
"Would you like a version tailored for print flyers, or a policy summary section to expand on these points?"
"No. Expand this into a fuller manifesto"
"Certainly. Below is an expanded manifesto for Mann First, designed to present a clear, practical, and compelling vision for voters on the Isle of Man. This version builds upon the themes in the web page and can be adapted into a downloadable PDF or used in campaign materials"
Mann First – Manifesto 2025
Putting Manx People First – Always
Introduction
The Isle of Man is a proud nation with a unique identity, a strong heritage, and a hardworking population. But for too long, our government has let us down. Budgets are bloated, spending is out of control, and the public sector has expanded beyond need or reason. Meanwhile, ordinary Manx people are being squeezed—by rising costs, stagnating services, and a government that has forgotten who it serves.
Mann First was created to fix this. We are not politicians. We are people who believe the Isle of Man deserves better. Our mission is simple: to restore trust, cut waste, and build a government that delivers for you—not itself.
Our Core Principles
1. Responsible Government Spending
We will balance the budget by rooting out wasteful projects and prioritising essential services.
Implement strict spending reviews across all departments, with performance-based budgeting.
Stop vanity projects and reallocate funds to front-line services that actually matter—like healthcare, housing, and education.
2. A Leaner, More Effective Public Sector
The size of the public sector must reflect the needs of the population—not political convenience.
We will conduct a full audit of government roles, targeting duplication and inefficiencies.
We support a freeze on non-essential public sector hiring, and a phased reduction in bureaucracy.
3. Accountability and Transparency
Every government department should publish quarterly financial reports in plain language for the public.
We support an Independent Office of Public Oversight with power to investigate mismanagement and misuse of funds.
Ministers and civil servants will be held accountable—with real consequences for failure.
Manx First, Always
We believe in policies that protect and promote the interests of Manx people. That includes:
4. Housing for Locals
Prioritise Manx residents and key workers for affordable housing schemes.
Stop property speculation that prices locals out of the market.
Support the development of sustainable, well-planned housing in line with island needs—not developer profits.
5. Healthcare that Works
End the staffing crisis by recruiting and retaining medical professionals with better pay, conditions, and training opportunities.
Cut wasteful administration and redirect funding to front-line care.
Ensure quicker access to GP services and critical treatments on-island where possible.
6. Education and Opportunity
Invest in practical, skills-based education to prepare Manx students for the future.
Encourage apprenticeship programs and support local enterprise.
Push for better funding transparency in schools and universities.
Protecting Our Island’s Future
7. Sustainable Development
We support measured growth that protects our natural environment and local communities.
End large-scale projects that offer poor returns or damage our island’s character.
Back local businesses and industries—especially agriculture, fishing, and sustainable tourism.
8. Transport and Infrastructure
Improve road maintenance and invest in public transport where there is actual demand.
Review government contracts for cost efficiency and benefit to local communities.
Make digital connectivity a national priority.
Why Mann First?
Because we are tired of seeing a government that serves itself. Because we believe Manx people should come first in every policy decision. Because common sense must replace complacency.
Our Pledge
If elected, we will:
Reduce government waste
Put Manx residents at the centre of every decision
Stand up to political complacency
Deliver honest, competent governance
Join the Movement
Mann First is not just a political party. It’s a commitment to a better way forward.
📌 Support our campaign 📌 Become a volunteer 📌 Help us take our island back
Together, we can put Mann First.
"Would you like this formatted as a PDF or made into a shorter, 1-page summary for leaflets?"
"No. That is enough thank you. We'll just add a flag"
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