The dictionary definition of uninspiring is not producing excitement or interest and it is the perfect adjective with which to describe Paul Moulton's latest Isle of Man TV interview with five times World Hide & Seek Champion and 2021 Glenfaba & Peel candidate Ray Harmer. If we were to pick a highlight it would be the bit where he mentions fixing the Peel sewage issue as one of his main manifesto pledges and Moulton immediately points out that he stood on that one five years ago. Just look at his face. Equally the only thing he really commits to during the whole ten minutes is to endorse Alf Cannan as his preferred choice of Chief Minister right at the end. That's basically it. The rest is pure vacuous perma-tanned flannel.
Full clip of Paul Moulton's interview with Ray Harmer.
Normally we like to summarise the main interview highlights in bullet-point format but honestly we fell asleep three times just getting through to the end. The whole interview is literally like freebasing uncut boredom. Just concoct a solution from Ray Harmer's empty political soul, stick it in a big glass pipe, then heat it to boiling point and inhale the hot pungent vapour of pure unadulterated boredom while the back of your head turns into one big amorphous lump of coma inducing jelly.
No wonder it still appears that the main objective in Glenfaba & Peel is to elect anyone but Ray Harmer for the next five years. Having watched the interview we wonder whether his manifesto has had to be printed with a warning not to read it if you intend to be using heavy machinery or driving a vehicle within the next few hours such might be its ability to induce dangerous involuntary insomnia.
Pictured: Ray Harmer enjoys tiffin in the caves of Tora Bora while hiding from the folk of Peel
