We apologise for returning yet again to the subject of the Accidental Partridge that is David Fowler candidate for Middle but in election reporting terms he firmly remains the comedy gift that keeps on giving. This time its his aggressively capitalised and badly written/typeset manifesto - a copy of which was reproduced on Twitter yesterday. From the images which have now been extensively shared on social media it appears that as well as his comedic personal awkwardness and the general lack of self-awareness evident in his YouTube and radio interviews there's also a lot of his personal eccentricities that are now flowing over into other areas.
So Without Further Ado We Introduce You To Mr David Fowler's Manifesto Which Takes Aggressive Capitalisation To A Whole New Dimension Underlining The Point That If You Have Anything Important To Say To People You Must Say It With Capital Letters:
Picture reproduced from @Fiona31814
The general look and feel of the document comes across like a hastily knocked up ransom note which will no doubt have the doorstep recipients in Middle checking where their children or loved ones are before reading anything further.
We've covered Mr Fowler's apparent complete lack of self-awareness before but it really does scream through this whole document that hiding in clear sight just underneath the comedy veneer of the Accidental Partridge there's a true despot literally waiting to burst through - which is why there seems to be absolutely no filter involved in the process of getting the somewhat shouty propaganda bulletin out to the masses [after all this is also a man who insists that he'd have electronically tagged everyone during the pandemic in true Kim Jong-un style].
This of course is only our take on things. However as a footnote its interesting to note that handwriting experts often say that leanings towards over capitalisation can betray certain character traits in the writer - in particular it can frequently point to people who don't like to disclose much about themselves, those who don't easily relate to others on a personal level, people who choose to repress their true feelings, and those who tend to have narcissistic tenancies and who find it easy to ignore other peoples views.
Take from that reader what you will.